-Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
--At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Guy "Yo mumma!"
Girl "Shorty, you my brother, my mumma is your mumma too."
Hello and welcome to the mental help hotline, if you are obsessive compulsive...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The flu is like a vampire, if you get too close it’ll get you, if you eat garlic it’ll scare it off, it’s up at all hours of the night…Just don’t stake yourself through the heart; it never works with the flu.
You give me a 99.9 enter score and i’ll build you a roller coaster.– Lana